Ducti Wallets - The Ginormous

The Ducti GINORMOUS Wallet

• Exterior Duct Tape Construction
• Faux Leather Interior
• Snaps closed for security with stud fastener
• Large Cash Compartment
• Zip Pocket for loose change
• Extra Interior Pocket
• Vinyl ID Window
• 4 Credit Card slots
• Lifetime Trade in Policy

Size: Height 13cms Width 10cms Open 26cms

We know Ginormous Wallet isn't a word, but then, neither is dramastic and we use it all the time. We call this wallet Ginormous because with its pockets, zippers and card slots you can keep enough stuff to make Saskquatch wish he wore pants. It's also just dramastic enough to impress the authorities to keep you from getting arrested for not wearing pants. Pants or no pants, carry a Ginormous. Either that or get the Jolly Green to carry it for you.
Remember size does matter, so Keep it Together!